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Can I lose the Rule Goblin badge and still check the board-game rules?

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'Ask the Rule Goblin,' my friend Sam said, sliding a homemade green badge across the table. A new player looked at me and asked, 'Do you have to wear that to play?'

The badge started after I caught a rule we'd all misunderstood. We'd been taking two actions when the booklet said one. Sam drew a goblin holding a tiny clipboard, and I thought it was funny. I even wore it for the photo.

Now every question comes to me, but every answer gets a groan. Last Saturday, someone asked whether a card could be played twice. I opened the booklet. Sam said, 'The inspector has arrived,' and two people started making stamp noises. We lost a few minutes to the bit, then another player asked me to hurry up.

I sometimes check details nobody else cares about. I'm willing to be better at letting a casual game move along. But this question came from someone else, and the correction affected who won. I don't want to become either the unpaid referee or the person afraid to mention a rule.

How do I ask them to retire the badge without announcing that all fun has been suspended pending investigation?

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Speak to Sam before the next game: 'The badge was funny once, but now people groan when I answer questions they've asked me. Please stop bringing it.' You can be specific about the stamp noises without defending every rule you've ever checked. Agreeing to fewer unnecessary interruptions doesn't require accepting the referee role.

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